Chair Blues

Chair Blues

I sit and wait
For a mate
To start our date
He came, he ate
On a plate
Again, again and again he ate
It looked like he got bigger
I felt more and more pressure
I started to squeak
But it wouldn’t move
I heard small sounds
Then a big one came.
I almost died
It was rotten eggs
In the air
I could not take it
I squeaked more and more
I broke
Legs
shattered
Forever